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'Ready with the implants, nurse?'
It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.
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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
Tags:botox injection, botox injections, hollywood, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, plastic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, superficial, superficiality, actress, actresses, look young, looks young, looking young, youthful, plastic surgeries, glamour, glamor
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic, plastics, metal, metals, hospital, hospitals, operation, operations, appearance, appearances, client, clients, patient, patients, plastic surgeon, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
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Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'
"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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"My gosh! What did I look like before the surgery?!"
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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
Tags:growing old, old, old age, ageing, aging, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, turning 80, 80 years old, turning eighty, eighty years old, modern life, beauty, beautiful, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seashore, seaside, medical, medicine, modern medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, woman, women
"Yes Santa, you do qualify for a tummy tuck but I'm pretty sure that would violate my hippocratic oath somehow."
Tags:hippocratic oath, hippocratic oaths, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, do no harm, santa's belly, bowl full of jelly, tummy tuck, tummy tucks, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, christmas song, christmas songs, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"And now that I got a boob job, who is the fairest of them all?"
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, breast job, breast jobs, breast enlargement, breast enlargements, magic mirror, magic mirrors, evil queen, evil queens, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, plastic surgeon, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, vain, vanity
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'Duh. He's a taxi-dermist.'
'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'
'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'
"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
Tags:gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, women, woman, jealous, jealousy, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, trash talking, plastic, implants, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, unnatural, biodegradable, rude, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friend, friends, social, mean, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, age, aging, ageing
'Sue Ellen, that was the brilliant idea you had to team up with a cosmetic surgeon.'
"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."
"Can you do something to correct this horrible face doctor?"
'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'
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'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'