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'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'
'Ready with the implants, nurse?'
"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."
It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.
Tags:breast implant, implant, implants, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, race, races, advantage, advantages, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, photo finish, photo finishes, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, decision, decisions, regret, regrets, regretting, pipped to the post, beaten, second place, first loser, runner, runners, athlete, athletes, sprinter, sprinters, sprinting, track and field, athletic, athletics
"I want to have that operation I heard about on All Things Considered."
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"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
Tags:sports car, sports cars, stereotype, stereotypes, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, battles of the sexes, sexes, balance of power, marriage, modern marriage, modern marriages, modern life, modern times, equality, equal rights, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery
'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
Tags:botox injection, botox injections, hollywood, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, plastic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, superficial, superficiality, actress, actresses, look young, looks young, looking young, youthful, plastic surgeries, glamour, glamor
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
Dog Plastic Surgery.
"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
Tags:longing younger, ageing, looking young, getting old, getting older, vain, vanity, dob, date of birth, birth certificate, birth certificate, false identity, new identity, new identities, teeth whitening, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgery, hair loss, losing hair, going bald, alopecia, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
"Would you like to take your old face?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, face, faces, facial, old face, new face, nose job, nose jobs, face lift, face lifts, leftover, leftovers, doggy bag, doggy bags, doggie bag, doggie bags, to go, beauty, modern life
'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'
'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'
"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, face lift, face lifts, laugh line, laugh lines, age, ageing, getting old, getting older, wrinkle, wrinkles, crows feet, appearance, new look, new looks, husband, husbands, marriages, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gender issues
"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, family resemblance, nose, noses, genetics, biology, medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, work, first, nose job, nose jobs, fake, false, deceiving, look like, look-alike, similar, similarities, facial features, beauty, modern life
Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, horn, horns, nose, noses, face, faces, facial, rhinoplasty, nose job, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, surgeons, doctor, doctors, appointment, appointments, consultation, consultations, medical, medicine, vain, vanity, beauty, insecure, insecurity, model, models, office, offices, clinic, clinics, size, sizes, reduction, reductions, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay
'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic, plastics, metal, metals, hospital, hospitals, operation, operations, appearance, appearances, client, clients, patient, patients, plastic surgeon, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
Tags:proboscis monkey, proboscis monkeys, primate, primates, monkey, monkeys, nose job, nose jobs, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, rhinoplasty, monkey breed, monkey breeds, long-nosed monkey, long-nosed monkeys, bekantan, bekantans
Mario's Discount Nose Jobs
"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, nose job, nose jobs, rhinoplasty, dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, going to the dentist, gum, gums, compliment, complimenting, compliments, beauty, beauty standards, medical, medicine
'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
Tags:plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out