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Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.
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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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At Lego corporate headquarters.
Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'
'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'
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'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'
Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
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"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
"All of our plastic utensils are manufactured locally."
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'He's been married three times. Talk about 'recycled'...'
'It's a rock made of plastic.'
'Send in some plastic bubble wrap for me to pop.'
"Plastic man can steal anybody's girlfriend."
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'Our sensors indicate that this planet's surface is 78% water and the remainder is landfill containing mostly plastics.'
'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'
Confusion at the recycling centre.
'I told you nylon carpets were a mistake.'
"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"
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Get your plastic bags repaired here 10p each.
"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"
'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'
Manager Jerry Kindale had found a simple, direct way to fire employees.