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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Table Setting, 2019
Tags:table setting, table settings, place setting, place settings, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, tablet, tablets, power point, tablet pc, tablet pcs, charger, chargers, charging point, charging points, dinner manners, dinner etiquette, table manners, table etiquette, mealtime, meal time, knife, knives, fork, forks, plate, plates, soup spoon, salad fork, modern life
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
Tags:unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
Tags:nursery, nurseries, kid, kids, rhyme, rhymes, story, stories, book, books, song, songs, spoon, spoons, saucer, saucers, dish, dishes, flatware, cutlery, cutleries, plate, plates, runaway, runaways, police, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, authorities, news, reporter, reporters, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, dish, dishes, plate, plates, steak, steaks, beef, unethical, animal rights, animal cruelty, slaughter, butcher, butchers, butchery, cruel, cruelty, inhumane, factory farming, industrial farming, raising livestock, farm, farms, farming, animal welfare, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, carnivore, carnivores, meat-eater, meat-eaters
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
Tags:the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, interracial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, interracial relationship, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage
When life gives you a metaphor get extra doggie bags.
Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, food, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'
"I'm not so sure I can handle this."
Tags:fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, interracial relationship, interracial relationships, interracial couple, interracial couples, social pressure
"One word, gentlemen: China."
Tags:fork, forks, utensil, utensils, cutlery, china, dish, dishes, plate, plates, eating, dining, plan, plans, planning, wordplay, word play, business strategy, business strategies, business, businessmen, businessman, exec, execs, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings
A Sampling Of Calvin Klein Housewares '96
'Dinner is just about ready. Here, take these and go set the floor.'
"Do we have your blessing?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, tableware, cutlery, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, silverware, relationship, relationships, love, romance, romantic, blessing, permission, approval, running away, eloping, couple, couples, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, lyrics
Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.
'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'
"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"
"I've always felt awkward in social settings."
Tags:silverware, plate, dinner ware, cutlery, knife, knives, fork, forks, place setting, place settings, silver-ware, social skills, social setting, social settings, socially awkward, social awkwardness, plates, dinnerware, dinner, table, table setting, table settings, socialise, socialize, socialising, socializing, etiquette
"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"That's my plate. They said it comes with a side of my choice."
"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, growing apart, growing older, getting older, growing old, growing older, unattractive, attraction, beauty, shallow, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon