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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'
"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."
Waiter says to customer: 'Yes sir, that is the seafood platter. If you wanted something on it you should have said.'
'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'
'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'
'Carefully clear away the lunch platter and we'll get the meeting started.'
'I'll have the glutton platter and a diet coke please.'
'There's a stick in mine...'
'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'
Leftunders - "Hey look, we've got pizza!"
'Don't lie to him! — you have too had things handed to you on a silver platter!'
Spaceman serving shrimp.
"Hello darling. I may be home late tonight. I've just got two potential contenders for the, 'all you can eat platter'."