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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
"She thought I was a lark and I thought she was lark."
"Frankly, when you asked me if I'd like to play a round, this isn't what I thought you had in mind"
Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?
'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'
'You know better than to play with wooden stakes!'
Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!