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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
Tags:snow day, snow days, snowy day, snowy days, vacation, vacations, vacationing, winter break, winter breaks, hooky, play hooky, playing hooky, stay home, stays home, staying home, home from school, personal time, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks, high school, high school student, high school students, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, personal day, personal days, sick leave, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky
"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
Tags:personal day, personal days, day off, days off, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, employee, employees, worker, workers, office job, office jobs, mental health day, mental health days, boss, bosses, skive, skives, skiving, play hooky, playing hooky, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, white collar job, white collar jobs, cavalier, indifference, indifferent, hierarchy, hierarchies, insubordinate, insubordination
"Fashion statement??? I thought you were in trouble for playing hooky."
Tags:fashion statement, fashion statements, piercing, piercings, body piercing, body piercings, fish, hook, fishhook, fishhooks, principal's office, principals office, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, hooky, play hooky, playing hooky, dress code, dress codes, dress code violation, dress code violations, trouble, get in trouble, gets in trouble, getting in trouble
"We're studying Walden Pond today."
"What do you mean, 'so what?!' Back to school ads means 'back to school!'"
Tags:child, student, students, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, late summer, late summers, panic, panics, panicking, panic sets in, panic setting in, back to school, back to school ad, back to school ads, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky, start of school, school's starting, school starting, elementary school, elementary schools
"Well, looks like no school today."
"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."
"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"
"I don't see myself coming in tomorrow."
"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."
Tags:baldo, bike, bikes, bicycles, bicycles, biking to school, bikes to school, bike to school, averse, aversion, aversions, high school, high schooler, high schoolers, secondary school, secondary schools, avoid, avoids, avoiding, play hooky, plays hooky, playing hooky, skive, skives, skiving, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrationation, tardy, tardiness
'Of course I'm against praying in school -- I don't want playing hooky to put my soul in danger!'
'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'
'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'
"Yes, I am pleased that you came to class today, but when I sent you down to the office with the attendance sheet, you never came back!"
Tags:truant, truants, truancy, truancies, attendances, attendance list, attendance lists, register, registers, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, attendance, skip class, skipped class, play hooky, attendance sheet, goody-two-shoes, delinquent, skipping school, skip school, skip out, perfect attendance, drop out
"You can't go fishing when you doge school…because you can't take the fish home."