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'Remember that summer we coached little league?'
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
"Fremont, no one is interested in seeing your sides."
'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'
It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.
"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
The Babe calls his shot.
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Umpires filing trays marked 'safe' and 'out'.
"It may not be a balk, but it's something."
'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'
All Star Team.
'I like team players. However, it's not necessary to suit up, Ferguson.'
'The 3rd base coach is trying to tell you something!'
'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'
Spring ballpark errors.
'I'm pooped son, why don't you practice your spitting.'
'No, I'm not tweeting... although he is texting me his signals.'
'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'
'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'
'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'
'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'