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"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
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'You may have fooled us last time, Mr. Chicken, but playing dead won't work this time.'
"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"
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Obedience Training / "If you don't understand a command, play stupid. If you are stupid, play dead."
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"Would you get up already - the meeting's in five minutes and play dead's not going to work again."
History's First Prop Gag
'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'
Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.
'How should I deal with this guy?' 'My advice, try playing dead!'
'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'
"Is he still playing?"
'Quit playing around!'
'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'
'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'
"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"
'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'
Man being eaten by snake
'I looked down at my body and thought, if I could do it all over, I wouldn't spend as much time playing dead.'
'Aaaaaah! Kenny's fallen in! Don't make eye contact! Play dead, Kenny! Play dead!'
"I just found your new year's resolutions...And none includes having sex with me!"