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"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
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Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
'That foursome ahead of us is still playing too slow. Fire a burst over their heads. Maybe that will get their attention.'
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Dan Quayle's Three Steps to a Better America
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The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
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Santa Playing Golf.
My other cart is a shopping cart.
Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."
'That's why it's called 'same day surgery' - I take out your Gall Bladder and then play 18 holes of golf.'
'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'
'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'
'Looks like a dog leg to the right.'
Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.
'I said we were going to play a game of skins, not shirts and skins!'
Moses parts water on the fairways.
'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'
'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'
'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'
'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'