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'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'
'Let's call it Frisbee...'
"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."
"See you, fellas. I have to go watch folk songs and stuff on Channel 13."
"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."
"Can your George come out to plague the neighbors?"
"I kind of miss seeing lambs frolicking about..."
"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"
'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'
Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.
'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'
'Identify yourself - are you one of mine?'
Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'
"My mom told us to go outside and do something. Let's go outside and stare at out phones."
"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"
"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."