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"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"
"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."
"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."
"When I want your second opinion, I'll ask for it!"
"Hey, Jesus! 'I am your Father!'"
"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"
"When I was young, kids played house."
"Look at that...Gracie and your little brother are playing house."
Baldo eats mud cookies Gracie has made for Christmas.
"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."
"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"
"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."
"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"
"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.