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"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''
"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"
Bull and bear checking in for work.
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
"You got any insider art?"
"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
Today the market acted real maverick-y... Sarah Palin on Fox.
"I never truly appreciate my own work until somebody gives me money for it."
'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'
"Well, we lost it all. I told you we shouldn't have played the rock market."
James T. Blanton - Market Whisperer
'What's the point of spending twenty bucks to buy a frame to display my first dollar?'
'On the contrary, you have a very compelling case, Mr. Newman. After all, how could your broker be so negligent as to not inform you that playing the market is for 'keepsies'?'
"Wait! Come back! Discover how exciting a brokerage account can be! Give me your retirement savings!"