Plea Bargain Cartoons and Comics

"Hi! I'm the bluebird of plea bargains."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"You can't plead cute."

"The plea bargain agreement is you plead guilty and charges against my next two clients will be dropped."

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"

"The plea bargain was for a slap on the wrist, not a smack on the head!"

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Way too much information on your resume.

"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'

"The Judge gave me a choice - marry his daughter or go to jail. You're looking at a happy man."

'After extensive plea-bargaining, I got you twenty years plus a nice set of tires.'

"How about you throw yourself on the mercy of the court and say, 'I was just really hungry.'"

'You need to work on your pleading.'

'Any chance of plea bargaining?'

"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."

'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'

"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

'Guilty... Not Guilty? Your honor, can we perhaps try, starting today, in this courtroom, to rise above this simplistic labelling and name calling of a fellow human being?'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."