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"Hi! I'm the bluebird of plea bargains."
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"The Judge gave me a choice - marry his daughter or go to jail. You're looking at a happy man."
'After extensive plea-bargaining, I got you twenty years plus a nice set of tires.'
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'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'
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dog, dogs, dog years, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, lawyer, lawyers, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, attorney, attorneys, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, negotiate, negotiates, sentence, sentences, sentencing"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."
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"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
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