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"You can't plead cute."
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"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."
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'Movember is over...I want it off!'
"How do you plead? Please listen carefully, as the menu has changed."
"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"Let the record show the defendant pleads 'OK, boomer.'"
''How do you plead' is just a legal term.'
'Do you plead guilty or not guilty?'
'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to the charge of murder on the grounds that he was only trying to cure the deceased's hiccups.'
'Your honor, my client would like to plead not guilty because he's showing remorse.'
'What a lawyer!... He plea-bargained me down to going to bed without supper!'
'Plead the fifth'
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'You need to work on your pleading.'
'My client pleads not guilty to copyright violation, Your Honor, on the grounds that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'
"My client pleads high jinks, Your Honor."
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'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'
"Begging doesn't seem to work. I'm going to try pleading."
'My client is incompetent to stand trial, but that's no reason to revoke his driver's lisence.'
"How am I supposed to know whether I'm guilty or not? - I'm a sociopath!"
'You can plead guilty or not guilty. You cannot plead 'Oops!'.'
"You lucked out -- the grand jury doesn't want to get involved"