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"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
Tags:automated, automation, automations, design by committee, designs by committee, designing by committee, please, pleases, pleasing everyone, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing, mixup, mixups, mixing up, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, cartoons, computer-generated, computer generation, crowd pleaser, crowd pleasers, crowd pleasing, art, artists, artistry, human element, human elements
Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation
'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, clown, clowns, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, quota, quotas, traffic officer, traffic officers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
Tags:present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, store
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
Tags:spain, spanish, pamplona, bull, bulls, cow, cows, run, runs, running, runner, runners, news, paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, fool, fools, foolish, ring, rings, nose, noses, please, pleased, excited, excites, exciting, discover, discovered, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
She's been teaching too long!
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, correcting, polite, impolite, politeness, good manners, please, saying please, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, old habits, career, careers, profession, professions, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."
Tags:party, parties, small talk, making small talk, nutritionist, nutritionists, trainer, trainers, personal trainer, personal trainers, please, people pleaser, people pleasers, middle-class problems, middle-class problem, middle-class, privilege, privileged, house part, house parties, self development, self improvement
"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."
'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'
Day off for a silver anniversary.
Zombie table manners.
'Oh boy.. WHEELS ON MEALS!'
"Look, dear! This isn't childish nonsense - Junior's written his first password!"
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
Tags:bertram, judge, judges, lawyers, defense argument, defenses, defense arguments, lawyer, defendant, please, not guilty, guilty, defense, majority rules, excuses, poor behavior, getting away with it, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, white collar crime, guilty by association, breaking the law, social injustice
"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."
'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'
'Yikes! -- Well, I guess you can't please everybody.'
'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'
"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "
It's a big ask.
'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our sponsor....'
'Hey, pal! — what part of 'please help' don't you understand?'
'Every time a fetch a stick you throw it away again - You're impossible to please!'
Don't know enough to come in out of the rain - please help!