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"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
Tags:automated, automation, automations, design by committee, designs by committee, designing by committee, please, pleases, pleasing everyone, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing, mixup, mixups, mixing up, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, cartoons, computer-generated, computer generation, crowd pleaser, crowd pleasers, crowd pleasing, art, artists, artistry, human element, human elements
'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, clown, clowns, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, quota, quotas, traffic officer, traffic officers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh boy.. WHEELS ON MEALS!'
"Look, dear! This isn't childish nonsense - Junior's written his first password!"
'Yikes! -- Well, I guess you can't please everybody.'
'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'
"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."
'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'
Tags:award, awards, awarding, awarded, new york times, ny times, list, lists, listing, listed, rank, ranks, ranking, rankings, ranked, cellar, cellars, basement, basements, proud, please, pleases, pleased, pleasing, honor, honors, honour, honours, honored, honoured, rewarding, rewarded, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'We're very proud of you Todd. He just became an Eagle Scout!'
'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, football, american football, footballer, footballers, shelter, shelters, rescue home, rescue homes, euthanasia, put down, puts down, please, pleases, pleasing, pleaser, pleased, eager, eagerness, try hard, try hards, rescue, rescues, rescued, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, three up, three down, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, encourage, encourages, encouragement, encouragements, encouraging, inning, innings, please, pleases, pleased, pleasing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
'I got the promotion. I'll never have to say please again.'
Pleasing your master and ignoring your master.
'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'
'We trained Fluffy not to shred any of the furniture.'
'I thought you'd be happy. This smaller office now makes your desk look like it's bigger.'
'Okay, we raise the salaries of the Ethics Committee members... THEN raise our salaries.'
'Finsley is a genius. He can turn one dollar in sales into three dollars in profit.'
'Ah! The great INDOORS!'
'Yes I said I wanted a drink. You said you were waiting for another little word? How about 'now'?'