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'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
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"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
Tags:present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, store
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh boy.. WHEELS ON MEALS!'
"Look, dear! This isn't childish nonsense - Junior's written his first password!"
'Yikes! -- Well, I guess you can't please everybody.'
'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''
'Every time a fetch a stick you throw it away again - You're impossible to please!'
'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'
'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'
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'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, three up, three down, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, encourage, encourages, encouragement, encouragements, encouraging, inning, innings, please, pleases, pleased, pleasing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We're very proud of you Todd. He just became an Eagle Scout!'
'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'
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'Guess who made a bushel today?'
'I could have married anyone I pleased. Except I never pleased anyone.'
'I thought I had a chance until the defense rested. My lawyer fell asleep while he was making his pleas to the jury.'
'I got the promotion. I'll never have to say please again.'
Pleasing your master and ignoring your master.
'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'
'We trained Fluffy not to shred any of the furniture.'
'Ah! The great INDOORS!'
'I thought you'd be happy. This smaller office now makes your desk look like it's bigger.'
'Okay, we raise the salaries of the Ethics Committee members... THEN raise our salaries.'
'Finsley is a genius. He can turn one dollar in sales into three dollars in profit.'
'Daddy! Mother! I found my knight in shining armour!'