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"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
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'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'
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Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...
'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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"I'm thinking of changing my parting."
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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"If I were a rich man - ya ha deedle deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum - I'd move to Rio de Janeiro.
'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'
driving in heavy snow
'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'
'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'
"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."
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'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'
Early Attempts At Agriculture.
'Wow...look how much snow we got last night! Everything is covered in a thick blanket of looming catastrophe.'
'I never get tired of watching the snow fall...it's so fluffy and quiet...what could be more soothing.'
'I'm done with it, Kate...We're close enough to spring that I'll just wait for it to melt...'
Best Snowblower Ever.
'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'
'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'
'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'
Farmer and FIsherman
"Now THAT is a great farm dog!"