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'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'
'In my proposed management reorganization plan, we shuffle our desks around like this, really FAST, announce we've made a 50% staff reduction, and hope nobody notices!'
Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'
Keeping up with the Times...The Violent Torpedo of News.
'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'
Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.
Florist: 'Feed a cold. Flower a fever.'
'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'
"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."
'I think we need to change our marketing strategy.'
'I know when I'm being worked in during a commercial.'
'They may be affected, contrived, fake, false, mock, phony, pseudo, and simulated, but they are not artificial!'
'We've got them, they always say don't fire until you the white of their eyes.'
'It was a brilliant re-election ploy, sir, to change your name to 'none of the above'.'
Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).
'Buy an indigenous tree for Xmas'
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING SCHOOL, 'If publicity is what we need, let's give Bernie Madoff an honorary degree!'
'We're making the package 10% smaller.'
'For free, take.'
"We did it! With Tia Carmen's chicken, we collected twice as much Halloween candy!"
"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."
"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"
"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"
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"Look! In Greece, St. Basil fills children's shoes with presents for New Year's Day!"
"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"