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Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?
'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
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Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
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"Do you write your own material?"
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"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"
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'That's what I'm talkin' about.'
'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'
'Could you please pass this down?'
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'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
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'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'
Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.
Angel plucking his feathers: "She loved me..."
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'She loved me...'
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'Oh just pluck it.'
'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'
Red Indian takes feathers for headdress leaving an irritated bird behind.
'I'm afraid there is nothing we can do about your unibrow.'
Stage-manager: 'Okay, you're on Benson. Break a String!'
'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
Who said romance is dead?
'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.
Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'