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'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, football, american football, footballer, footballers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, foulers, penalty, penalties, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, plucker, feather, feathers, defense, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, pillow, pillows, cushion, cushions, sale, sales, sell, sell, salesman, salesmen, pluck, plucked, plucking, plucks, feather, feathers, babies, kiddin, joking, jokes, manufacture, manufactured, made, make, makes, self, plump, comfortable, assistant, assistants, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"All done - now I can go out..."
Tags:scrubbed, plucked, shaved, tweaked, buffed, scraped, stretched, lifted, bathroom, fake tan, dyed, exfoliated, false eyelashes, pampered, tucked, beauty, shallow, unhealthy, body image, body images, artificial, artificiality, spray tan, spray tans, spray tanning, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, plastic surgeon
"Do you write your own material?"
Tags:chicken, chickens, cockerel, cockerels, hen, hens, feather, feathers, quill, quills, writing material, pen, pens, stationery, write, writes, wrote, written, writing, featherless, plucked, pluck, plucking, plucks, poke fun at, pokes fun at, poking fun at, poked fun at, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculed, ridiculing, bird, birds, poultry, poultry farm, poultry farmer, poultry farmers
'That's what I'm talkin' about.'
Enormous Pillow Fight.
'Could you please pass this down?'
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, reptile, reptiles, chicken, chickens, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, vendor, vendors, vending, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, salesman, salesmen, crowd, crowds, audience, audiences, request, requests, requested, requesting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, stuff, stuffs, stuffing, pluck, plucked, plucks, feather, feathers, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, obese, obesity, weight, weigh, weighs, loss, lose, lost, loses, hypnosis, hypnotise, hypnotises, therapist, therapists, doctor, doctors, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Angel plucking his feathers: "She loved me..."
Tags:she loves me, she loves me not, angel, angels, angel's wing, angel's wings, angels wing, angels wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, afterlife, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, heaven, heavens, marital problems, marriage problems, relationship problem, relationship problems
'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'
'Oh just pluck it.'
'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'
Red Indian takes feathers for headdress leaving an irritated bird behind.
'I'm afraid there is nothing we can do about your unibrow.'
'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'
"No-one told me there was a war on."
"So then I sez, listen up, bitches, I'm the PEACOCK around here!"