Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, football, american football, footballer, footballers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, foulers, penalty, penalties, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, plucker, feather, feathers, defense, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, pillow, pillows, cushion, cushions, sale, sales, sell, sell, salesman, salesmen, pluck, plucked, plucking, plucks, feather, feathers, babies, kiddin, joking, jokes, manufacture, manufactured, made, make, makes, self, plump, comfortable, assistant, assistants, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Do you write your own material?"
Tags:chicken, chickens, cockerel, cockerels, hen, hens, feather, feathers, quill, quills, writing material, pen, pens, stationery, write, writes, wrote, written, writing, featherless, plucked, pluck, plucking, plucks, poke fun at, pokes fun at, poking fun at, poked fun at, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculed, ridiculing, bird, birds, poultry, poultry farm, poultry farmer, poultry farmers
'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'
'Could you please pass this down?'
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, reptile, reptiles, chicken, chickens, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, vendor, vendors, vending, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, salesman, salesmen, crowd, crowds, audience, audiences, request, requests, requested, requesting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, stuff, stuffs, stuffing, pluck, plucked, plucks, feather, feathers, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, obese, obesity, weight, weigh, weighs, loss, lose, lost, loses, hypnosis, hypnotise, hypnotises, therapist, therapists, doctor, doctors, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'
Angel plucking his feathers: "She loved me..."
Tags:she loves me, she loves me not, angel, angels, angel's wing, angel's wings, angels wing, angels wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, afterlife, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, heaven, heavens, marital problems, marriage problems, relationship problem, relationship problems
'She loved me...'
Tags:angel, angels, angel wing, angel wings, wing, wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, afterlife, afterlives, lover, lovers, she loves me, she loves me not, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, heaven, heavens, celestial being, celestial beings
'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'
Red Indian takes feathers for headdress leaving an irritated bird behind.
'I'm afraid there is nothing we can do about your unibrow.'
'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
Who said romance is dead?
'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
Tweezers are a girl's best friend.
"No-one told me there was a war on."
"So then I sez, listen up, bitches, I'm the PEACOCK around here!"