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'Personal foul. On the defense. Plucking the passer.'
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chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, football, american football, footballer, footballers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, fouler, foulers, penalty, penalties, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, plucker, feather, feathers, defense, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersAre you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
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duck, ducks, bird, birds, pillow, pillows, cushion, cushions, sale, sales, sell, sell, salesman, salesmen, pluck, plucked, plucking, plucks, feather, feathers, babies, kiddin, joking, jokes, manufacture, manufactured, made, make, makes, self, plump, comfortable, assistant, assistants, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater"Do you write your own material?"
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chicken, chickens, cockerel, cockerels, hen, hens, feather, feathers, quill, quills, writing material, pen, pens, stationery, write, writes, wrote, written, writing, featherless, plucked, pluck, plucking, plucks, poke fun at, pokes fun at, poking fun at, poked fun at, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculed, ridiculing, bird, birds, poultry, poultry farm, poultry farmer, poultry farmers'Could you please pass this down?'
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alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, reptile, reptiles, chicken, chickens, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, vendor, vendors, vending, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, salesman, salesmen, crowd, crowds, audience, audiences, request, requests, requested, requesting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
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turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, stuff, stuffs, stuffing, pluck, plucked, plucks, feather, feathers, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, obese, obesity, weight, weigh, weighs, loss, lose, lost, loses, hypnosis, hypnotise, hypnotises, therapist, therapists, doctor, doctors, the argyle sweater, argyle sweaterAngel plucking his feathers: "She loved me..."
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she loves me, she loves me not, angel, angels, angel's wing, angel's wings, angels wing, angels wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, afterlife, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, heaven, heavens, marital problems, marriage problems, relationship problem, relationship problems'She loved me...'
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angel, angels, angel wing, angel wings, wing, wings, feather, feathers, pluck, plucks, plucking, afterlife, afterlives, lover, lovers, she loves me, she loves me not, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, heaven, heavens, celestial being, celestial beings'I'm afraid there is nothing we can do about your unibrow.'
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cyclopes, cyclops, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, vain, vanity, unibrow, unibrows, uni-brow, uni-browns, eyebrow, eyebrows, eyeball, eyeballs, plucking, pluck, plucks, plucked, personal grooming, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, monster, monsters, classicists'But we're mammoths - we're not supposed to pluck our nasal hair.'
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prehistoric, prehistoric animal, prehistoric annimals, mammal, mammals, mammoth, mammoths, animal, animals, nose hair, pluck, plucks, plucking, plucked, plucker, trunk, trunks, hair, hairy, hairy animal, hairy animals, vain, vanity, vainness, beauty, fashion, fashions, fashionable'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
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nose, facial hair, facial hairs, hairs, hairy, plucking hair, shave, shaves, grooming, plucking hairs, pluck, plucks, plucking, nose hairs, nasal, nose hair, hair, tweezer, tweezers, male grooming"No-one told me there was a war on."
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peace, dove, doves, dove feather, dove feathers, war, wars, warfare, war-fare, peace symbol, peace symbols, peace sign, peace signs, peace process, battleground, battlegrounds, plucking, pluck, plucked, plucks"So then I sez, listen up, bitches, I'm the PEACOCK around here!"
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