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"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."
"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"
How the pluot was invented.
'Mmm mmm mhh, what a bunch of lookers. Why back in the day...'
Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).
You're the Plum in my pudding!
Tags:plum, plum pudding, plum puddings, christmas pudding, christmas puddings, christmas cake, christmas cakes, christmas, christmases, xmas, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, xmas spirits, christmas spirits, festive spirit, festive period, christmas period, festive season, christmas greetings, xmas greetings
Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip
'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'
Tags:hire, hires, hiring, hirer, hirers, employee, employees, pie, pies, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, jack horner, plum, plums, thumb, thumbs, nursery, nurseries, rhyme, rhymes, poke, pokes, hole, holes, ruin, ruins, ruined, destroy, destroys, destroyed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I warned you about lying too long in the bath.'
Arabesque ballet dancer.
'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'
Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.
Tags:andy, griffith, tomb, tombs, tombstone, tombstones, grave, gravesite, gravesites, grave, graves, burial, buried, plum, wore, out, reads, inscription, enscription, writing, epitaph, cemetery, cemeteries, vault, actor, actors, famous, celebrities, celebrity, matlock, show, shows, tv, series, sitcom, sitcoms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, country, southern, south, don knotts, ron howard, mayberry, old, classic, television, andy taylor
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
Understanding the prune.
'They're calling prunes DRIED PLUMS. You'll need new stationery.'
"Do you wash your plums?"
Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food
"It is Jack Horner but it's not a plum he's pulling out!"
A damson in distress...
Tags:damsels, damson, plum, plums, damsons, sloe, fruit, veg, food, tropical fruit, princess, fort, castle, medieval, imprisonment, prison, gaol, jail, captive, hostage, chivalry, history, castle, knights, distress, anxiousness, helplessness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales