Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"All our flow charts are backing up!"
Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.
"I'm not sure what happened, but our water bowl is broken."
'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'
"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"
'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'
'The good news is, you haven't lost water pressure.'
'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'
"What do you mean, your can't come out? You advertise 24-hours service. Not 24 hours in a row."
An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.
Tags:spider, spiders, fly, flies, insect, insects, bug, bugs, recluse, recluses, alone, lonely, loneliness, private, property, properties, solicit, soliciting, away, plumb, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, mum, mums, mom, moms, unadulterated, life, live, lives, brown, browns, bin, bins, trashcan, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
Tags:sheep, wool, wools, shave, shaved, shear, sheared, shearing, shearer, shearers, farmer, farmers, plumber, plumb, plumbers, plumbing, clog, clogs, clogged, unclog, unclogs, unclogged, unclogging, bath, baths, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, baa, black, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'
'Do you know what doesn't get the publicity they deserve? Plumbobs.'
'Keep the plumber talking for ten minutes,luv!'
'I can't stop the toilet from running. If I did, we'd be able to hear the dripping faucet.'
'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'
Man Unblocking Geyser.
'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'
'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'
'I'm afraid I'll have to take it back to the shop. Will you be needing a loaner?'
Elite Plumbing - All major credit cards accepted
'Any work in the Pacific Basin?'
'Now I have TWO drips, bonehead!'
'I'm always wary of plumbers who ask if you have a small spanner.'