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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
Tags:family life, family-life, septic tank, septic tanks, plunger, plungers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, christmas morning, christmas mornings, xmas, magic, festive spirit, festive spirits, seasonal spirit, emergency plumber, emergencies, disenchantment, disenchanted, holidays, real life adventures
A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
Tags:pipe, pipes, dike, dikes, boy with his finger in the dike, hans brinker, silver skates, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, basement, basements, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, dam, dams, stop, stops, stopping, hero, heroes, heroic, dutch boy, dutch boys, little dutch boy
'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
'Your drain pipe was having a bad hair day.'
Tags:drain pipe, drainpipe, drain pipes, drainpipes, drainage pipe, drainage pipes, having a bad hair day, bedhead, bed head, bed headed, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, plumbing, lumber, plumbers, drainage, drainage products, drainage supplies, clog, clogged, clogged up, clogging up, clogged sink, clogged sinks, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, excuse, excuses
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
Heading Towards the Sink-Erator...'Nooooooo!!'
"Hand me my claw hammer."
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'
"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, dishes, washing the dishes, washing up, washing, dish washer, dish washers, dishwasher, dishwashers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, kitchen, kitchens, resentment, anger, bitterness, rage, chore, chores, housework, blockage, pipe, pipes
'...well as far as leaks go, this is definitely a nasty one!'
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'
"All our flow charts are backing up!"
'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'
'Yep, it's just what I suspected: You've sprung a leak in the main corporate coffee supply line!'
'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'
"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
Tags:church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, organ, organs, organ pipes, church organ, church organs, organist, organists, radiator, radiators, heat, heaters, steam heat, steam heaters, noisy heater, noisy heaters, banging pipes, plumbing, plumber, priest, priests, preacher, preacher, deacon, deacons, vicar, vicars, organ player, organ players, pipe organ, pipe organs, church choir, church choirs, baroque, play on words, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians