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The Bad Girls Always Hung Out Near The Mood Swings
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'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'
'Learn the direction of your wife's mood with the new GPMS.'
'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'
7 Dwarves of Menopause.
Beware of the PMS.
"Is it that time of the month?..."
Another delivery by UPMS.
How a G.P.S. is like PMS....they both tell you where to go.
Monthly minstrel cycle
Joan's pre-menstrual tension was playing up again.
"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."
'It's going to be one of those days...just nod and agree with everything.'
It only happened to her for three days of the month.
"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"
Reforms need tweaking not abandoning.
"May I suggest you start taking your tablets for P.M.S. straight away."
'You have no idea how difficult it is to be married to a she-wolf, especially when full moon and 'those days' come at the same time.'
'I said you wash and I'll dry!'
"And if you'll just bare with me Mrs Jackson, I'll write you out a prescription for your PMT"
"I'm leaving you, Harold. So don't try to stop me"
'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'
"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."
'It's because I am a woman, isn't it?'