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'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'
The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
'Learn the direction of your wife's mood with the new GPMS.'
'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'
"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"
7 Dwarves of Menopause.
Beware of the PMS.
Joan's pre-menstrual tension was playing up again.
'It's going to be one of those days...just nod and agree with everything.'
'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'
What's the problem? Pre-menstrual tension! (man has knife in his back).
"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"
"May I suggest you start taking your tablets for P.M.S. straight away."
'You have no idea how difficult it is to be married to a she-wolf, especially when full moon and 'those days' come at the same time.'
"And if you'll just bare with me Mrs Jackson, I'll write you out a prescription for your PMT"
'I said you wash and I'll dry!'
"I'm leaving you, Harold. So don't try to stop me"
"I just don't understand women."
'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'
Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.
'Never, under any circumstance, is a male to diagnose P.M.S.!!!'
'Yes I know it's that time of the year again, it's also that time of the month.'