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"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
Tags:music, orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, musical instrument, musical instruments, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practise, practicing, practising, conductor, conductors, first violin, violinist, violinists, cancelled, canceled, cancelling, canceling, arrested, apprehended, poaching, poacher, poachers, authorities, police, cops, confiscated, musician, musicians
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
Tags:animals, animal, mounted, mounting, mount, mounted animal, animal head, head mount, head mounting, mounted head, animal hunting, hunting, poaching, shooting, shoot, hunt, poach, poacher, hunter, exotic animals, exotic animal, jungle animal, jungle animals, antlers, bald, baldness, boredom, bored, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, designing, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, interior design
'You scared him to death.'
Tags:hunting, hunt, hunts, hunted, bear, bears, grizzly, black, grizzly bear, black bear, hunter, hunters, poaching, poach, poached, poacher, poachers, scared to death, kill, killed, kills, killing, killer, killers, prey, predator, predators, prank, pranks, pranking, trick, tricks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Bob tells me you hunt."
"Unicorns do exist!"
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poach
"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"
'Sir, it looks like 'Milton and Clayborn' are trying to lure away some of our people again.'
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, illegal, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
"For the most dangerous game, that was awfully easy."
Humpty the Game Warden
"With you in a minute, chief—there's a headhunter on the line who's after me."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, interrupted, headhunter, headhunters, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, quitting, leaving, poaching
'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'
Elephant in the Room
Elephant falls into tar pits and wonders about potential extinction."
'Hi, guess who just got head hunted?'
"Excuse me,are you leaving?"
Tags:car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, parking space, parking spaces, wait, waits, waiting, empty lot, empty lots, questioning, leave, leaves, leaving, poach, poaches, poaching, parking spot, parking spots, inconsiderate, rude, rudeness, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations
"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."
Tags:perk, perks, pay perk, pay perks, job perk, job perks, rainmaker, rainmakers, rain-maker, rain-makers, headhunter, headhunters, headhunting, head-hunter, head-hunters, head-hunting, poach, poaches, poaching, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, employee loyalty, worker loyalty
"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, poaching, poacher, poachers, extinction, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotgun, gun control, hunting laws, hunting regulations, population control, hunting ban, hunting bans, wiped out, extinct, gone, last, killed, blood, bloody, environmental destruction, protected species
Free Range Christmas Poultry
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, poaches, poaching, poacher, poachers, falcon, falcons, falconry, hawking, hawk, hawks, poultry farm, poultry farms, turkey farm, turkey farms, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, free range, poach, christmas, thelwell
"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."
'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'