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Marvin gets a pocket organizer.
'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'
'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
'If you had £12 in one pocket and £8 in the other, what would you have?'
"He always ruins the pockets of his trousers,"
Tags:pocket, pockets, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, trouser, trousers, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, complain, complained, complains, complaining, husband, husbands, wife, wives, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassed, scythe, scythes, large burden, large burdens, exaggerate, exaggeration, exaggerates, exaggerations, exaggerating, exaggerated, married couple, married couples, marriages, marriage, gathering, social gathering, social gatherings
"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
Tags:heaven, fashion, problems, creationism, pocket, pockets, intelligent design, intelligent designer, intelligent designers, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, human evolution, god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, divine plan, divine plans, darwin, darwinism, darwinian evolution, mankoff
"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
'It was so cold last week, I saw him with his hands in his own pockets.'
Maybe clean out your wallet
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
Tags:pocket handkerchief, pocket handkerchiefs, suit, suits, marsupial, marsupials, fashion, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, accessory, accessories, accessorize, accessorizing, faux pas, fashion choice, fashion choices, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, pocket, pockets, pouch, pouches, biologist, biologists, biology
'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'
"And this is my pocket."
Tags:military, men, boasting, realtionships, power, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, condescend, condescends, condescending, pocket, pockets, shirt pocket, shirt pockets, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, impress, impresses, impressing, flirt, flirts, breast pocket, breast pockets, mankoff
"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"
Tags:pjamas, pyjamas, pj, pjs, bedclothes, bedclothing, pajamas, pen, pens, ocd, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentrics, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, uptight, pocket, pockets, over the top, over-the-top, ocds, night time, bedtime ritual, eccentricities, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
Tags:animal, animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, pocket, pouch, pouches, pockets, marsupial, marsupials, transportation, juice box, juice boxes, juice, cup holder, cup holders, convenient, convenience, kid, kids, child, children, life with kids, life with children, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood
"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."
"Looks like Milton's stuck in an air pocket again."