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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'
'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'
'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"I've been saving my penne pasta!"
"Nice computer presentation...but you're still not getting a raise in your allowance."
"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"
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'Birthdays are why you got an allowance, Amy.'
'Yeah, we put our allowances in your card. Can we have them back now?'
Finally one night, Porky the Piggy Bank decided to take the money and run.
'That's it. Your allowance doesn't include a suggested gratuity.'
'That's all the money I have in my wallet, so don't ask for any more!'
"Pop, wouldn't my allowance be better off in a stock index fund?"
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"Is it true? The key to getting more allowance is if politicians made it tax deductible?"
'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'
"Have you got any cash on you?"
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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."
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'What if I don't spend it all? What's your return policy?'
'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'
'I get a weekly allowance but I don't have a retirement plan, and that worries me.'
"Don't think of it as me borrowing $20. Think of it as me establishing credit."
'Remember, my allowance helps redistribute wealth, since all the money in this country is in the hands of grown ups.'