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Marvin gets a pocket organizer.
'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'
'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
'If you had £12 in one pocket and £8 in the other, what would you have?'
"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
Tags:heaven, fashion, problems, creationism, pocket, pockets, intelligent design, intelligent designer, intelligent designers, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, human evolution, god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, divine plan, divine plans, darwin, darwinism, darwinian evolution, mankoff
'It was so cold last week, I saw him with his hands in his own pockets.'
Maybe clean out your wallet
A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.
Tags:pocket handkerchief, pocket handkerchiefs, suit, suits, marsupial, marsupials, fashion, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, accessory, accessories, accessorize, accessorizing, faux pas, fashion choice, fashion choices, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, pocket, pockets, pouch, pouches, biologist, biologists, biology
"And this is my pocket."
Tags:military, men, boasting, realtionships, power, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, condescend, condescends, condescending, pocket, pockets, shirt pocket, shirt pockets, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, impress, impresses, impressing, flirt, flirts, breast pocket, breast pockets, mankoff
"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"
Tags:pjamas, pyjamas, pj, pjs, bedclothes, bedclothing, pajamas, pen, pens, ocd, eccentric, eccentricity, eccentrics, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, uptight, pocket, pockets, over the top, over-the-top, ocds, night time, bedtime ritual, eccentricities, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts
A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.
Tags:animal, animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, pocket, pouch, pouches, pockets, marsupial, marsupials, transportation, juice box, juice boxes, juice, cup holder, cup holders, convenient, convenience, kid, kids, child, children, life with kids, life with children, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood
"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."
"Looks like Milton's stuck in an air pocket again."
'Too much cargo in my pants.'
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
'Please tell me I'm adopted.'
'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'
'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'
'Gee Harold, I didn't check the one place on my body where I can store things. Thank goodness I've got a genius like you around to point out the totally obvious things that... oh wait, there they are.'