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'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'
Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
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'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
Time wounds all heels.
'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'
In the podiatrist's office.
'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'
"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."
'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'
The importance of paying attention in med school.
Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!
'Are you having a bad day?', 'Yeah -- I started out on the wrong foot.'
Medical floor directory follows body parts.
Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'
Doctor of podiatry reading 'Chicken Soup for the Sole.'
'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'
"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."
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"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."
"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."
Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.
"I'm the podiatrist around here!"
"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."