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"Baseball or Anthrax?"
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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'Did you eat corn?'
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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A forager encounters death in the woods
'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"
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"I trust him - he has a science background."
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"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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Iced drink antidote
"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."
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'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'
Socrates does lunch
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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'Probably just a spider bite.'
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"Name your poison."
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'
'Don't be a fool!!'
Tags:run, running, runs, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, ran, witch, witches, drink, drinking, drinks, drank, refreshing, refresh, refreshed, refreshes, fool, fooled, trick, tricked, tricking, tricks, poison, poisoned, poisons, potion, potions, magic, black magic, evil, dark magic, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers