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Poison Cartoons and Comics

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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."

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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."

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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

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'Did you eat corn?'

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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

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'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'

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"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

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"I trust him - he has a science background."

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"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

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Iced drink antidote

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"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."

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'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

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Socrates does lunch

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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

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'Probably just a spider bite.'

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"Name your poison."

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"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

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'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'

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'Don't be a fool!!'

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'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"

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"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

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"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"

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