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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."
Iced drink antidote
'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'
'Don't be a fool!!'
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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
'What's your poison?'
'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'
"Are you allergic to anything? I mean, aside from whatever it was that bit you?"
'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'
"I'm going to be late for that meeting – I've got to suck out some venom."
"I finished all my holiday shopping." "I put cyanide in your coffee."
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
Chef and restaurant patrons waiting outside clinic.
The Lothario Indians of the pacific northwest would often use perfume tipped arrows in battle.
'Chocolates! Are you trying to kill me?!'
'And your workplace - would you describe it as toxic?'
"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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'You've been found guilty of sexual harassment and hereby ordered to kiss and make up.'
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'