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Poisoned Cartoons and Comics

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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."

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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

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Iced drink antidote

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'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'

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'Don't be a fool!!'

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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"

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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

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'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

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'What's your poison?'

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'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'

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"Are you allergic to anything? I mean, aside from whatever it was that bit you?"

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'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'

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"Now you've got the hang of it!"

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'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'

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Chef and restaurant patrons waiting outside clinic.

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The Lothario Indians of the pacific northwest would often use perfume tipped arrows in battle.

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'Chocolates! Are you trying to kill me?!'

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'And your workplace - would you describe it as toxic?'

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"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

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'You've been found guilty of sexual harassment and hereby ordered to kiss and make up.'

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... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

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'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'

Artist: Wejp-Olsen, Werner   Search ID: wwe0759   High Res: 2500x900 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: poison, poisons, poisoning, poisoned, murder, murders, inherit, inherits, murdering, inheritance, tea, life insurance, insurance, insure, insures, rat poison, kill, kills, killing, murderer, murderers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, will, wills, beneficiary, beneficiaries

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"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

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Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

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"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

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