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'What's your poison?'
What do you take me for? I'm not feeding them - I'm poisoning them.
'Thank you so much for talking me out of that, guys. I don't know what I was thinking - I guess I just felt bad about poisoning the coffee.'
"I need something to rid me of a stubbornly immovable pest that has taken up residence in my parlour."
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"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."
'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'
"I've been much happier since you persuaded my husband to stop being so paranoid and eat the meals I cooked him. May he rest in peace."
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"I'm returning this. My husband says it makes his coffee taste funny."
'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'
"My compliments to the toxicologist, Lucrezia."
'Merry Christmas, boys... I brought you raisin bread and water!'
'Eat your mushroom soup, George - Mother picked them especially for you...'
'Tea's up Fred. Do you happen to know how much the widow's pension is?'
'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'
'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'
'Hey, this isn't my usual cereal!'
'Ahh! Not the poisoned chalice.'
"I've eaten enough to last me a lifetime thanks, Lucrezia."
"Don't blame yourself, Lucrezia our society was not ready for the vindaloo curry."
"The Good Food Guide awards the borgias three crosses and a wreath."
"One day Lucrezia will make some man a wonderful widow."
Post-prandial rigor mortis, Mis Brorgia.. "
"I'll have the Boeuf a la mode, avec ground glass."
"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"
"You must give me the recipe for this poison."