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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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'Did you eat corn?'
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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Iced drink antidote
"Funny – just the other day the queen asked for a similar poison."
Socrates does lunch
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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'Probably just a spider bite.'
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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"Name your poison."
'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'
'Don't be a fool!!'
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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"
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"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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"You're poison, Lauren, but, these days, what isn't?"
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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."