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"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
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'One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sundays roast!'
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"
'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'
'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
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"He has a tell."
"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."
'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'
'Careful. The house always wins.'
Poker Game Called Off Due To Family Emergency.
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
"Keep your shirt on. Can't you see he's folded?"
"For what we are about to receive...."
'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'
'With that poker face she must win a lot.'
'Apparently she's got half a mind.'
"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."
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'What if every hand you're dealt is lousy?!'
'Is that why we're here.'
"If that's my wife, I'm delivering babies!!"
Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.
"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.