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"What do four ones beat?"
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'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"
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What happens in Vegas...
'Hey, bonehead! You're supposed to mark the cards before the game begins.'
'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'
'Please clean branding iron after use'
'You're holding the clubs too tight.'
'It's from my wife poking me in the ribs at church.'
'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'
'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'
'I'm not going to play with you guys anymore. You fold on every hand.'
'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'
'He rules with a rod of iron - usually a red hot poker.'
'Watta ya mean 'time to hibernate'? Give me a chance to win my money back!'
'And this bit is for poking air traffic controllers when they fall asleep.'
"But he rarely wins at the track. It's not easy getting a horse up his sleeve."