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The polar olympics
'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
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Polar Bears Bowling.
Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...
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"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."
'Must be the Geordie polar expedition team.'
The First Frozen Embryos.
"Be careful on the polar express."
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We're barely gonna make it!
'Well, we made it.'
'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'
Overheard in the Antarctic..."I had a cousin who went to the Arctic. As soon as he got there, he was eaten by a polar bear."
'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'
"He sold his fresh water before it melted."
'I don't think that's a good idea, Ralph.'
Bear fishing for people.
"Damn global warming! You'll have to put it in the freezer."
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'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'
'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'
Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'