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'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
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"Actually, I like big hair on guys."
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Polar Bear arrives at house
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
Tags:rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
Polar Bears Bowling.
"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."
Tags:bipolar, bi-polar, mental illness, mentally ill, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, play on words, word play, wordplay
"Mostly it was the harsh political rhetoric that polarized me."
'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
Tags:survival of the fittest, darwinism, charles darwin, polar bear, polar bears, evolution, theory of evolution, evolving, ice cap, ice caps, ice-cap, ice-caps, wildlife, climate change, climate-change, global warming, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists
"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."
'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'
'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'
Global warming in the poles
'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'
'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'
"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."
Polar bears attacked by lions.
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'You appear to have a bipolar disorder.'
Polar bear bowling alley
On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.
Out of Ice.