Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
The polar olympics
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'
Tags:pole vault, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulting, pole vaults, size matters, size doesnt matter, short, short pole, pole, poles, unprepared, prepared, preparation, prepares, athlete, athletes, athletics, athletic, run, runs, running, runner, equipment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
Tags:telephone, electric, electricity, power, wire, wires, line, lines, pole, poles, shoe, shoes, sneakers, trainers, runners, toe shoes, tip-toe, tippy-toes, ballerina shoes, ballet shoes, dance shoes, dancing shoes, balance, balancing, lace, laces, tied laces, pointe shoes, en pointe, dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas
Pole vault crossing.
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulter, pole vaulting, pole vaulters, pole vaulted, pole, poles, vault, vaulting, vaults, xing, crossing, cross, crosses, road, cross the road, road crossing, roads, safe, safety, safer, warning sign, sign post, warning, warn, warned, warns, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The easiest of kids' observational games.
Tags:penguin, penguins, bird, birds, pole, poles, arctic, antarctic, stripy, jumper, hat, jumpers, hats, spot, spotting, spots, spotted, spotter, spotters, observation, observations, observational, observe, observes, observer, observers, difference, differences, stand, stands, out, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"A little lower."
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
Tags:magnet, magnets, attraction, poles, fridge, fridges, magnetism, refrigerator, refrigerators, refrigerated, fridge magnet, fridge magnets, refrigerator magnets, refrigerator magnet, collect, collection, collecting, collects, crash, crashing, pull, pulling, magnetic, overload, too many, many, hobbies, collectibles, consumerism, tat
"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
A Over Crowded Office.
'Watch out for the queue-jumper. Pass it on.'
"G-g-great vacation idea H-H-Harry!"
'But why, Brenda?! Why can't it work out?!'
"I think your problem is that you are bipolar."
"The recession mean economic migrants are returning home..."
'So that's all there is to it! Just remember to always look busy, the boss likes to drop in unexpectedly sometimes!'
'You need a bigger pole.'
A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, childhood, imagine, imagination, play, playing, pretend, make-believe, make believe, role-playing role playing, roleplaying, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, horse, horses, animal, animals, hobby horse, hobby horses, stick, sticks, pole, poles, skull, skulls, dead, cow, cows, stick horse, stick horses, desert, deserts, toy, toys
"Have you noticed little Fred's never late for dinner these days?"
Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.
'Quit complaining. We all started out as a low man on the totem pole.'
Tags:native, natives, native american, native americans, totem pole, totem poles, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, moans, moaning, moaned, moaner, moaners, totem, totems, pole, poles, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys