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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
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(Undercover police dog)
'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'
'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'
"I remember him when he was just a sniffer dog"
"There you go with that typical police mentality."
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"Have we really reached a point in our relationship where a heavy police presence is required?"
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The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.
As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.
"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"
'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.
Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'
"He did it!"
"As long as I like to chase cars I might as well get paid for it!"
"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"
"He dropped out when he realized it was bomb sniffing, not burn sniffing school."
"It's the police dog again. He'd like to ask you a couple more questions."
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Dog in custody doing paperwork - 'Bit the wrong guy.'
"Dang, he flushed the evidence. Take him downtown. I'll catch up with you later. Right now I could use a drink."
"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."
'No! No! No! You're supposed to be looking for bombs, not tennis balls! Bombs!'
'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'
"Remember when we got clothing to sniff instead of tracking numbers?"
"He was a bomb-sniffing dog, but somehow he went over to the other side."
"So now you sniff out drugs! That�s it, no more TV cop show"