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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
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'The profile says our suspect is something of a ladies man... you're free to go.'
Piñata police line-up.
'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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Police Line Up: 'This is useless.'
Canine Police Line Up.
"Take your time."
"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."
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"Number 4, step forward and yell WHOOMAA, WHOOMAA!!!"
'The one thing I'm sure of is that he has a red suit with white trim, a black belt, a red and white hat, black boots and said 'ho ho ho'.'
'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"
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"Where are the others?"
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'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'
'Yes, that's him in the middle.'
'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'
Identity Parade - Smoker.
'Okay, now ma'am. . . you said the description of the subject was a bearded male, with a 'Mom' tattoo and was wearing a police uni. . .hey. . . wait a minute!'
'Now, take all the time you need.'
"Is the untrustworthy narrator who hijacked your novel among this group?"
"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."
'Ah...the new fall line up!'
'Yep, that's him all right... that's the guy I mugged.'
"I'm not sure. All I know is that one of them snuck into my house and left fur all over my furniture."