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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
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'The profile says our suspect is something of a ladies man... you're free to go.'
Piñata police line-up.
'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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Police Line Up: 'This is useless.'
Canine Police Line Up.
'The one thing I'm sure of is that he has a red suit with white trim, a black belt, a red and white hat, black boots and said 'ho ho ho'.'
'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'
'Yes, that's him in the middle.'
'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'
'Okay, now ma'am. . . you said the description of the subject was a bearded male, with a 'Mom' tattoo and was wearing a police uni. . .hey. . . wait a minute!'
Identity Parade - Smoker.
'Now, take all the time you need.'
"Is the untrustworthy narrator who hijacked your novel among this group?"
'Ah...the new fall line up!'
'Yep, that's him all right... that's the guy I mugged.'
'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'
Roman soldier in police line up.
"I think your witness is lying. This composite sketch looks EXACTLY like Sean Connery!"
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'I'm still not sure. Could I see some more bicep curls followed by some more flexing?'
"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"
'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'
'Actually, I'm completely legit - I make a living appearing in police lineups.'
Who shot the arrow?