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Honk if you've committed a crime.
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
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Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Badges? We don't have to show you no stinkin' badges!"
The controversial but effective good cop/sad cop routine.
Tags:cop, cops, good cop, good cops, bad cops, bad cop, sad cop, sad cops, police, police man, police men, interrogation, interrogations, question, questions, interview, interviews, police station, police stations, suspect, suspects, criminal, criminals, crying, cries, upset, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Slammer on the Spot
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, cop, cops, copper, coppers, crime, crimes, misdemeanour, misdemeanours, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, slammer, the slammer, gaol, gaols, jail, jails, lock-up, lock-ups, lock up, lock up, street crime, street crimes, minor crime, minor crimes, arrest, arrested, locked up, detention, detained, incarceration, incarcerated, convenient, convenience, ea
'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
'Please look them over very carefully, Mr. Lamson, and let us know if you see the man who stole your identity.'
"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."
Tags:therapist, therapy, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, mental health, mental health disorder, mental health issue, mental health problem, mental health disorders, mental health problems, mental health issues, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fire man, fire men, fire fighter, fire fighters, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, career, careers, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers
Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
Tags:cop, cops, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, strip, strips, stripping, good cop, bad cop, routine, routines, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, policeman, policemen, police man, police men, question, questions, questioning, suspect, suspects, cliche, cliches, cliched, dancer, dancers, exotic dancer, exotic dancers
"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policeofficer, policeofficer, police man, police men, police officer, police officers, interrogation, interrogations, police interrogation, police interrogations, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, criminal, criminals, thats for me to know, threaten, threatening, beat up, hard to get, playing hard to get, determined, determination
"Do you know you've had your caps lock on for the last ten miles?"
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic control, traffic police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police man, police men, text, texting, text and drive, dont text and drive, texting while driving, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, police, capital, capitals, caps lock, capslock, caps-lock, mistake, mistaken, accident, accidents, type, typing, message, messages, messaging, unprofessional, professionalism
"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."
Tags:cop, cops, police, police man, police men, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, patrol, patrol car, beat cop, pancake, pancakes, international, noir, slang, slangs, well known phrases, phrases, snacking, snacks, breakfast, breakfast food, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers
"Lose the guiding headpush on the perp, Jake. That is so cop show!"
Tags:cop show, cop shows, police show, police shows, crime drama, crime dramas, police drama, police dramas, arrest, arrests, police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, criminal, criminals, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
Tags:police, the police, police men, police man, police officer, policeman, policemen, police stereotype, police stereotypes, copper, coppers, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, snack, snacks, snacking, id, identification, police badge, police badges, plainclothes police, lazy, laziness, coffee break, coffee breaks
"They never saw it coming."
Tags:crime, crimes, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime scene, crime scenes, crime scene investigation, crime scene investigations, crime scene investigator, crime scene investigators, csi, police, police officer, police officers, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, chalk outline, chalk outlines, evidence, matisse, henri matisse, artist, artists, expressionism, expressionist, expressionists, famous artist, famous artists, fauvism, fauvist, fauvists, post impressionism, post-impressionism, post impressionist, post impressionist, dance, matisse dance, famous painting, famous paintings, dancers, dancer, dancing
Tags:gate of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, angel, angels, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police officer, police officers, police search, police searches, spot check, spot checks, clean, security check, security checks, border control, border check, border checks, border security
"Yeah, yeah- and I invented the ticket."
Tags:the wheel, invention of the wheel, inventing the wheel, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, making excuses, police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, traffic cop, traffic cops, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory
"Will you put those guns down? This is a MATH lab you idiots!"
Tags:police, crime, dea, drug enforcement agency, guns, meth, meth lab, methamphetamine, drug, drugs, narcotics, math lab, lab, mathematics, mathematicians, druglord, drug kingpin, equation, equations, confusion, misunderstanding, swat, cop, cops, police men, police man, police officer, stupid, dumb, mistake
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
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'He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.'
"Whoever did this crime sure made a mess of the place. But not to worry...I got it all cleaned up for you guys."
Tags:crime, crime scene, crime scene investigation, csi, csis, police, policeman, police man, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, crime scene technicians, crime scene technician, law enforcement, incompetence, incompetent, unprofessional, bad at job, tidy, tidying, cleaning up, clean up, cleans up, neat freak, neat freaks, investigation, murder investigation, investigations, murder investigations, crime, crimes
"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."
Tags:cop, cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police man, police men, questioning, questions, interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, interrogates, meet the parents, meeting parents, first meeting, meet the family, dating, date, dates, information, social, socialise, socialising, good cop, good cop bad cop, officer of the law, law, law enforcement, legal, mother, mothers, ironic, irony, situation, situational, criminal, criminals