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"No, son, I'm not the marshal. I'm the Rabbi."
"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."
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'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
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"Looks like crime is down."
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A man asks for directions
"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"
Netsukes of New York.
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'No, officer, this not a donut.'
Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'
'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'
'He looks a lot like me.'
A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.
'Take your time Mr Dumpty and try to identify the scoundrel who pushed you off the wall and assaulted you!'
'Sorry. No ide what he looked like! I never got a look at him!'
'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'
'We're grilling the suspect now, captain.'
'La police - c'est moi!'
'Is that one of those dogs that sniffs out drugs?' - 'No, chocolate bon bons.'
'I think the superintendent is taking this intensive police training a bit too far, Bert!'
'You must be new on the force.'
'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'
'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'
'Not only am I wearing a helmet, my Harley's equipped with an air bag!'