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'No Sir, it's not a prescription for your 'weird, dizzy turns where everything slows down and you have to go faster to compensate'.'
'This is a textbook case of homicide.'
Honk if you've committed a crime.
"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'
'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
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"Sorry, I had to pull you over, Professor. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
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"You're allowed one facebook posting."
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Tags:police, police force, police officer, police officers, policeman, witness, witnesses, line up, line ups, false accusations, false accusation, lie, lying, liar, accusation, accusations, making things up, unreliable, unreliable witness, unreliable witnesses, false allegation, false allegations, odd one out, different, unintimidating, intimidating
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Badges? We don't have to show you no stinkin' badges!"
'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, drunk, drunks, drink drive, drink drives, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, sobriety tests, sobriety tests, dui, touch, touches, touching touched, nose, noses, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That's our head of security.'
"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
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"We'll get him to talk."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, haircut, haircuts, chit chat, small talk, making conversation, talk, talking, police, police officer, police officers, policewoman, policewomen, policeman, policemen, detective, detectives, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogated, police questioning, socially awkward, social awkwardness
Police officers arrest a child at a murder scene
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'Drop the can opener!'
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"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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"It's his first arrest."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policewoman, policewomen, policemen, policeman, arrest, arresting, arrested, parent, parents, parenting, son, sons, child, chidlren, young offender, young offenders, bad parent, bad parents, permissive parent, permissive parents, first arrest, first day at school, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, law, laws
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater