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"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement
"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, law, laws, crime, crimes, law and order, criminal, criminals, aiding, accessory, accessory to crime, abetting, police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, feds, government
Black Lives Matter
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"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
Tags:police, policemen, policewoman, policeman, policewomen, cops, cop, authority, authorities, criminal, criminals, crime, delinquent, delinquency, delinquents, arrested, arrest, under arrest, child star, child stars, famous, famous kid, famous child, famous children, famous kids, child actor, child actors, animated, animation, animated movie, animated movies, animated film, animated films, animated character, animated characters, breaking the law, breaking laws, off the rails, down the wrong path
WPC requests back-up - "OK, you're doign a great job, deep down you're a lovely person and your hair is looking really nice."
"Was he wearing any distinctive logos?"
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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'Whose idea was it that we give full disclosure?'
'We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.'
Man caught by the police.
"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."
Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'
"Would it kill 'em to bust us just once when we're wearin' nice suits?"
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrested, police, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, policewoman, policewomen, law enforcement, law, laws, men, man, men's clothes, men's clothing, men's fashion, underwear, pants, boxers, perp walk, perp walks, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners
"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
Tags:animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, animal cruelty, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocents
"Looks like an inside inside inside inside inside job."
Tags:policewoman, policewomen, cops, cop, police, policeman, policemen, matryoshka doll, babushka doll, babushka dolls, matryoshka dolls, russian nesting dolls, russian nesting doll, nesting doll, nesting dolls, stacking doll, stacking dolls, russian doll, russian dolls, inside job, play on words, word play, wordplay, police officer, police officers
"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policemen, policewoman, cop, cops, hostage, hostage situation, stakeout, stakeouts, arrest, arrested, arresting, under arrest, crime, criminal, crimes, criminals, megaphones, speaker phone, loud speaker, surrender, surrounded, swat, swat team, special weapons and tactics, swatting
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'
"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."
Tags:mobile, phone, driving, law, illegal, police, cell, idiot, danger, transport, cars, hypocrisy, enforce, punish, catch, telephone, red-handed, 6 points, licence, suspended, cop, cops, policeman, policewoman, police man, police woman, officer, officers, hypocrite, hypocrites, irony, ironic, dangerous driving
'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'
'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'
"Okay, maybe I have been standing here too long!"
Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop.
'I've started to notice how much younger our criminals seem to look!'