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"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, law, laws, crime, crimes, law and order, criminal, criminals, aiding, accessory, accessory to crime, abetting, police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, feds, government
"Two roads diverged in a wood and the police guessed which one I had taken."
Tags:car chase, police chase, police pursuit, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, running from the law, running from the police, cop, cops, police, policemen, policewomen, evading arrest, evading the police
"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
Tags:police, policemen, policewoman, policeman, policewomen, cops, cop, authority, authorities, criminal, criminals, crime, delinquent, delinquency, delinquents, arrested, arrest, under arrest, child star, child stars, famous, famous kid, famous child, famous children, famous kids, child actor, child actors, animated, animation, animated movie, animated movies, animated film, animated films, animated character, animated characters, breaking the law, breaking laws, off the rails, down the wrong path
"Was he wearing any distinctive logos?"
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows
'Whose idea was it that we give full disclosure?'
Man caught by the police.
"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."
Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'
Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint
"Would it kill 'em to bust us just once when we're wearin' nice suits?"
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrested, police, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, policewoman, policewomen, law enforcement, law, laws, men, man, men's clothes, men's clothing, men's fashion, underwear, pants, boxers, perp walk, perp walks, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners
"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
Tags:animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, animal cruelty, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocents
"Looks like an inside inside inside inside inside job."
Tags:policewoman, policewomen, cops, cop, police, policeman, policemen, matryoshka doll, babushka doll, babushka dolls, matryoshka dolls, russian nesting dolls, russian nesting doll, nesting doll, nesting dolls, stacking doll, stacking dolls, russian doll, russian dolls, inside job, play on words, word play, wordplay, police officer, police officers
'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'
'One moment gentlemen - do you have a reservation?'
"Okay, maybe I have been standing here too long!"
Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop.
'People just don't understand that a bad man's hard to find, too.'
'I've started to notice how much younger our criminals seem to look!'
'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'
'Don't be a fool Coco! Throw down the pie and come out with your hair up!'
Hair Spray / CS Gas.
'You mean you do this as a way to meet men?'
'Does this mean we're engaged?'